February 2012
304 posts
twosexy:
I see you driving
‘Round town with the girl I love
And I’m like, haiku!
Hey Ron Paul!
I’d like to watch a YouTube video or two without the World Trade Center bombing playing for at least 5 seconds before each video. I say 5 seconds in that that’s the fastest I can skip the goddamn thing.
It’s in poor taste to use the country’s biggest tragedy as a fucking campaign commercial. Also, the commercial in question is 17 minutes long! Ron Paul’s mother...
With Friends Like These
The friend that my wife and I invited to Mardi Gras, but who declined because she said it didn’t “sound interesting” is trying very hard to wriggle back into my good graces. On the matter of masturbation she has told me that she considers it completely unnecessary. I can live with her thinking that, but not her efforts to convince me. If you’re not going to do anything...
I've Been Depressed Most Of The Day
Turns out I DON’T have them moves like Jagger.
Sigh.